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Trump is Worse than Biff Tannen from Back to the Future

Trump is Worse than Biff Tannen from Back to the Future

Biff Tannen, specifically the villainous version from alternate timeline Hill Valley, is a significantly better person than Donald J. Trump. While they are both wispy-haired monsters with a preference for tacky gilding and sexual assault, there are notable differences:

• Biff Tannen runs Biff Tannen’s Pleasure Paradise Casino & Hotel. Unlike Trump’s casinos, it has not gone bankrupt.

• Biff Tannen has frequent run-ins with truckloads of manure. Trump meets daily with Kellyanne Conway.

• BiffCo, the toxic waste company Biff Tannen owns and operates, pays contractors.

• Biff Tannen only married once, to the love of his life, Lorraine.

• Biff Tannen is self-made, with all of his wealth coming from his own ingenuity. He didn’t inherit any of it.

• Biff Tannen strongly backed President Nixon seeking a fifth term, lending great support to his fellow Republicans in a show of party unity.

• Biff Tannen did not employ, nor have anything to do with Nazis.

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